The Implications of Vocalizations: Bigfoot Discovery Project weighs in
July 28, 2009Why does Bigfoot scream?
This is a question that has troubled researchers, and confounded the scientific world for decades ( if not centuries). Very probably, science and technology has simply not advanced to a level whereby this question of the ages can be answered. Equally probable, is that a sound answer regarding the Sasquatch’s primal vocalizations would be more terrible and disconcerting than most people are willing to cope with. Could these calls be communications with his bipedal brethren? An attempt to push down its own yearning for solitude and speak to the trespassers in his domains?
The world does not know. Well, technically, “most” of the world doesn’t know. One cryptid researcher has refused to allow the limitations of traditional scientific documentation and observation to confine his probing into Sasquatch behaviors.
Michael Rugg, co-founder of the Bigfoot Discovery Project, has committed himself to the truth at all costs. By all costs, we mean ” at the cost of conventional western science.” This from the BDP website-
“The BDP accepts the subject of the Patterson/Gimlin Film as the type specimen for the Pacific Coast Bigfoot or Sasquatch and seeks to create a dialogue about the implications of the impending “discovery of Bigfoot” by conventional Western science.“
The Beer Yeti only hopes that conventionally eastern science has been more holistically embraced by Mr. Rugg. In the video below, Mr. Rugg elaborates on his findings on Sasquatch vocalizations, free from the restrictions of charts, first-hand experience and documented facts.
This isn’t science. It’s better than science.
Mr. Rugg’s Post-scientific, post categorical, pan-disciplinary, multi-dimensional, meta-research is the nation’s ( nay, the world’s) only hope of getting answers to these questions that plague us. Thank you Mr. Rugg, for all you are doing.
We are grateful for his dedication to the truth of the Sasquatch’s existence, and only hope that he will lend his wisdom and experience to protecting their freedom, and never infringing upon it.
I didn’t even know bigfoot screamed. Does he have any documentation of this? Maybe a recording? Oh, I forgot, this is “post-scientific.”
It’s been too long, Beer Yeti! New logo I see? What’s next, Beer Yeti apparel?
You should get this man on TBY for an interview. He might be able to give you some good insights on the Tunguska Yeti. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a tie in with the Sasquatch’s screams.
Are you really confused by what the Sasquatch means by screaming? If the Sasquatch is anything like the Yeti, which of course it is, it is screaming because of insatiable bloodlust. That thing wants to tear the flesh from the bones of some hiker, and then blame it on a bear.
Really?,
Like we said, the truth is probably more terrible and disconcerting than most people are interested in hearing.
When Mr. Rugg is ready to listen, we will be more than happy to have some of our senior researchers (not L.B., he’s in the doghouse for misuse of a centrifuge) present their studies on the vicious nature of the Sasquatch. We will likewise be presenting him with a new hat.
NM, we are strictly focused on research at this point. This blog is our humble means of interfacing with society, and as of now, our Board has little interest in doing that via banal commercialism. That said, thanks for welcoming us “back.” We never left, my friend. Our work goes on in the field, the lab, and the library.
The Beer Yeti